sh*t transplant

ihatebacteria123 · Post by **ihatebacteria123** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:18 pm

found this interesting article on sh*t transplant haha.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dy ... -2004Mar24

basically an article about sh*t transplant for people with a lack of good bacteria in their gut. A normal stool from a normal healthy person is transplanted in the person with a lack of good bacteria.

Post by **Jimi Stein** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:40 pm

I have read about using the green shit of newborns because they have the most beneficial bacteria in their shit

so if somebod yhas a baby he may collect the baby outputs and ..................

unsungzero7 · Post by **unsungzero7** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:07 pm

yah i read about that too, think that could help us at all?

waitingforrelief · Post by **waitingforrelief** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:45 pm

wow and i thought it was a joke.

CyberchndriacNot · Post by **CyberchndriacNot** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:50 pm

and i thought eating mastic jellyfish was bad

succ · Post by **succ** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:02 pm

I remember reading about this few years ago. But if you think it's embarrassing and unconfortable to get shit put in your stomach, imagine if nothing would've changed after doing it

Post by **Jimi Stein** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:04 pm

wel not eating it

it should be inserted into ashole not to eat it down

come on people!!

noptical · Post by **noptical** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:56 pm

I'm preparing a baby shit enema at the moment, will report back later.

jc · Post by jc » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:00 am

noptical wrote:I'm preparing a baby shit enema at the moment, will report back later.

I hope it works for you

mike987 · Post by **mike987** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:08 am

hehe but seriously, if this procedure has merit, i'd definitely step up to the plate

though it may be one of the grossest things i've heard
heck, i think i'd give up a limb for permanent fresh breath...

jc · Post by jc » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:14 am

How do you stop the transplanted stool from coming out?

Post by **Jimi Stein** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:23 am

well you can use a cork or just sleep upwards with your head down and your ass up in the air

jc · Post by jc » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:25 am

jc · Post by jc » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:33 am

CONVERSATION AFTER THE TRANSPLANT:

patient: doc, what am I suppose to do in the next few weeks?
doc: whatever you do, don`t go to the bathroom.

noptical · Post by **noptical** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:29 pm

It doesn't have to stay in. The bacteria just cover parts of the colon and start to multiply.