So during winter vacation I felt the need to chew gum since all my
friends were away during the vacation time and I couldn't do anything
since my parents stayed at home too.
So anyways, I was bored one day cuz there was no school and blah
blah blah so I decided to chew gum. You see, I did NOT want to chew
gum to "treat" my bb problem since no matter what gum I chewed,
my mouth would just simply stink as soon as the taste of the gum
disappeared and dried my mouth. Normally gum is supposed to
SALIVATE your mouth. But I guess my mouth is so dry that it just
couldn't work with the gum.
Here's the gum I've tried so far:
Eclipse (NEVER WORKS)
Juicy Fruit (only for like 30 seconds)
Sour Candy (Makes your breath stink even more)
Candy (Salivates your mouth but goes away quickly)
Lollipops (Not allowed in school)
So anyways, as I was chewing gum while I was on the computer
(I was chewing Trident Tropical Twist at the time) the gum was
FRICKIN GOOD. Yah it tasted great and sweet and it was like
the BEST GUM in the WORLD. So anyways, I chewed it for
like an hour and I was like: Man this gum goes for a long time.
So I chewed it chewed it and kept on chewing it. This gum takes
such a long time to lose its flavor that it makes you TIRED OF
CHEWING IT. But eventually I lost the flavor but it was okay since
it's been like 2 hours. Then I've decided a plan...
So I went to school after winter vacation and I brought my gum with
me to school. I popped the gum in my mouth (1 piece) and chewed
it a little until it wasn't hard anymore. Then I stuck it to the roof of
my mouth and kept it there to help my mouth salivate. Then my
friend came up to me and started talking to me. I was scared for
a moment because I was paranoid of my bb but then this gum
gave me confidence. I talked and talked and even SIGHED and
my friend just kept on talking with me. We talked for like so long
and I felt great. No one talks to me that long. So then i tried this
on my other friends and they would always wait for me after class
just to TALK to me. Yah I know amazing.
Now that I realize this "treatment" actually works,
I realize that I've chewed this gum before like 5 years ago.
I never thought of chewing it again! Silly me!
Wow if I chewed this earlier, I would be POPULAR right now.
Well anyways guys,
just try this gum.
JUST TRY IT. YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
AND IT'S IN YOUR FRICKIN SUPERMARKET/WALGREENS/WHATEVER
JUST GO ASK YOUR MOM OR DRIVE THERE OR SOMETHING.
Hey go to costco for like bajillion pieces
You gotta love Costco.
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What do you know? I'm cured
