Bad Breath Halitosis Forum

Hello Santa, I know it's been a while since I wrote the last letter to you ,
but never in my life I wrote you a letter as sincere as I write this to you now
All previous years I have come asking you futile things like one computer, a golf kit, a kick scooter, a bicycle, nintendo games... things that every child asks to Santa Claus.
But this time is different : what I ask of you is the cure for my bad breath. That's all.
I DO NOT WANT A BALL , OR CANDY OR ANYTHING ELSE , I JUST WANT MY CURE .
I have been a good kid all year , behaved like an angel , not offended anyone, took reasonable grades in school , didn't curse the teachers ...
and now I want my reward. Although I have been a good kid all year,
I could never be fully happy. Always with my problem hampering my social life
(which I barely have). I just want you to set me free, help me to get cured
Or just use your super powers to cure me completely, I know you can
All I want is to be a normal child, a happy child, someone who talks
WITH EVERYBODY AND face to FACE. So please Santa, help me.
I love you and wish you a happy winter.


With caring, Ihatemybreath.