Of course we all know that magic does not exist, but just for this thread, let's play with the idea.
So here's one from me:
Early this morning, a man who was working with a crew of others on the apartment across the way came to my door with a present. I think they had been giving presents to nearby apartments to apologize for the noise they've been causing by working on that room for the last week or so.
I opened the present and it turned out to be a very nice, pink bath towel.
I was actually needing a new towel, so I'm pretty happy with it... but what I soon realized was that it's a magic towel!
Simply by drying off with this towel after showering, it draws out illness, disease, and other unpleasantries of the body! Then, you simply hang it out on the line and all the disease soaked up by the towel evaporates in the sun, along with the magic that drew it out!
What wonderful good fortune that's befallen upon me! I wonder if that worker, who is secretly an elf, gnome, or forest sprite, somehow knew of my BB and related illnesses... Anyway, I thank you sir! Finally I can lead a happy life! I'm going to call the girl I love and insist we have a very close and intimate dinner together..Hurrah!
What magic thing has or will cure your BB?
