The cure

mike987 · Post by **mike987** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:19 am

this is exactly what that guy named "the cure" did.

maclean · Post by **maclean** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:18 am

i tell you something ***k picking my words carefuly now,dont ever come on here and get our hopes up you ****ing tramp stay in your coke filled country and snort more coke because thats what it sounds like to me.
if i could ever be a girl for one day and came across you i would kick the ***k out of you so stay of this site you lieing dog.

im sorry for all the other people on the site that had to read that but we cant take that.Its people like that who are messing with our future.

Larc400 · Post by **Larc400** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:26 am

So just another

elliott · Post by **elliott** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:38 pm

On other news... has anyone considered going to Brazil to meet that guy that heals everything? I'm sure you know who I'm talking about. People from all over the world line up for blocks to have sessions with the man, and he supposedly has healed many illnesses. I have to try and find that story.

billie · Post by **billie** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:41 pm

Stop posting on this topic, cause that´s exactly what she wants
Bad or good attention , it doesn´t matter to her. attention is attention you know
it´s better then no attention at al

Ch_Adams · Post by **Ch_Adams** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:12 pm

My dear friends first i am not a woman, second I was trying to translate the whole thing but now you have to do it yourselves, third i work and I was busy. I do not blame you because I know you are desesperate as I was. Take your time folks I accept questions.

Bye

UN DIA DE FRUTAS. PRIMER DIA

7 DE LA MAÑANA:
MEDI VASO DE ACEITE DE OLIVA
MEDIO VASO DE JUGO DE PINA

8 DE LA MAÑANA:
1 VASO DE JUGO DE NARANJA

9 DE LA MAÑANA:
1 VASO DE JUGO DE PAPA CRUDA

10 DE LA MAÑANA:
1 VASO DE JUGO DE NARANJA

11 DE LA MAÑANA:
MEDIO VASO DE ACEITE DE OLIV
MEDIO VASO DE JUGO DE PINA

12 DEL MEDIO DIA:
1 VASO DE JUGO DE PAPA CRUDA

1 DE LA TARDE:
1 VASO DE JUGO DE NARANJA

2 DE LA TARDE:
1 VASO DE JUGO DE PAPA

3 DE LA TARDE:
1 VASO DE JUGO DE NARANJA

4 DE LA TARDE:
UN FRASCO DE CITRONEL O LIMOLAX

5 DE LA TARDE:
1 VASO DE JUGO DE PAPA CRUDA

6 DE LA TARDE:
1 VASO DE JUGO DE NARANJA

SEGUNDO DIA:
UVAS Y CALDO DE VERDURAS

TERCER DIA
PAPAYA Y CALDO DE VERDURAS
CUATRO DIA:
PATILLA O SANDIA Y CALDO DE VERDURAS
QUINTO DIA:
MELON Y CALDO DE VERDURAS
SEXTO DIA
PERA Y CALDO DE VERDURAS
SEPTIMO DIA:
MANDARINA Y CALDO DE VERDURAS
OCTAVO DIA:
NARANJA Y CALDO DE VERDURAS

PREPARACION DEL CALDO:
CASCARA DE PPA GRUESA NEGRA
APIO
PEREJIL
PIMENTON
SAL
ZANAHORIA
ESPINACAS O PEPINOS O ARVEJA O HABICHUELA O ACELGAS

DIETA DESPUES DE LA LIMPIEZA

ENAYUNAS: JUGO CON:

1 TAJADA DE PIÑA
1 RAMA DE APIO
1 RAMA DE PEREJIL
1 ZANAHORIA
MEDIA REMOLACHA
2 HOJAS DE ESPINACA
LICUAR Y TOMAR ENAYUMAS

DESAYUNO: JUGO DE:

MEDIA MANZANA
4 CUCHARADAS DE AVENA
2 CUCHARADAS DE MANI
UVAS PASAS
LICUAR Y TOMAR CON PAN INTEGRAL

TODOS LOS DIAS A LAS 10 DE LA MAÑANA Y A LAS 4 DE LA TARDE:

I VASO DE YOGUR NATURAL
DURAZNO PICADO
NUEZ MOSCADA YAYADA
UVAS PASAS

ALMUERZO
SOPA DE VERDURAS
SOPA DE LENTEJAS
SECO: ARROZ, ENSALADA, POLLO O PESCADO

COMIDA
SOPA DE VERDURAS
SOPA DE LENTEJAS

ANTES DE ACOSTARSE:
UNA GRANADILLA

billie · Post by **billie** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:21 pm

manana = tomorrow ? day ?

Well it´s a start

maclean · Post by **maclean** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:17 am

please can anyone translate this for us i have a meeting soon and would love to try this.

elliott · Post by **elliott** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:54 am

Looks like yogurts, vegetable soups and fruit juices. It's an hourly intake. Looks fairly harmless. What's LICUAR?

and SEXTO? I think I can do this!

Yeah I can probably translate this in a few hours.

Or someone might... know Spanish.

lastone69 · Post by **lastone69** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:41 am

it says i think 2 days of fruit and starts listing something for u to drink or eat each hour of the day.
ACEITE DE OLIVA= olive oil
Medi/Medio de vaso= med glass
JUGO DE NARANJA = orange juice
JUGO DE PAPA CRUDA =raw potato juice

2nd day
UVAS Y CALDO DE VERDURAS = grapes and vegetable broth/stock
3rd day
PAPAYA Y CALDO DE VERDURAS = papaya and veg. broth/stock
4th day
watermellon and veg broth/stock
5th day
melon and veg broth/stock
6th day
pear and veg broth/stock
7th day
mandarin and veg etc.
8th day
orange and veg etc.
thats all for now lol

mike987 · Post by **mike987** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:41 am

You guys aren't very resourceful are you

This is the internet. Anything is possible within a matter of seconds.

A few words appear to have not translated.. Also, the whole thing looks like it was a little vague to begin with.. So who's going to try this scavenger hunt?

A DAY OF FRUITS. FIRST DAY

7 OF THE MA?NA:
MEDI OLIVE OIL GLASS
AVERAGE GLASS OF PINA JUICE

8 OF THE MA?NA:
1 GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE

9 OF THE MA?NA:
1 GLASS OF CRUDE JUICE OF POPE

10 OF THE MA?NA:
1 GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE

11 OF THE MA?NA:
AVERAGE OLIV OIL GLASS
AVERAGE GLASS OF PINA JUICE

12 OF THE HALF DAY:
1 GLASS OF CRUDE JUICE OF POPE

1 OF AFTERNOON:
1 GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE

2 OF AFTERNOON:
1 GLASS OF POPE JUICE

3 OF AFTERNOON:
1 GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE

4 OF AFTERNOON:
A BOTTLE OF CITRONEL Or LIMOLAX

5 OF AFTERNOON:
1 GLASS OF CRUDE JUICE OF POPE

6 OF AFTERNOON:
1 GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE

SECOND DAY:
VEGETABLE GRAPES And BROTH

THIRD DAY
VEGETABLE PAPAYA And BROTH
FOUR DAY:
SIDEBURN Or SANDIA And VEGETABLE BROTH
FIFTH DAY:
VEGETABLE MELON And BROTH
SIXTH DAY
VEGETABLE PEAR And BROTH
SEPTIMO DAY:
VEGETABLE MANDARIN And BROTH
EIGHTH DAY:
VEGETABLE ORANGE And BROTH

PREPARATION OF THE BROTH:
IT CRACKED OF BLACK HEAVY PPA
CELERY
PARSLEY
PIMENTON
SALT
CARROT
SPINACH Or CUCUMBERS Or PEA Or KIDNEY BEAN Or BEETS

DIET DESPUES OF THE CLEANING

ENAYUNAS: JUICE WITH:

1 SLICE OF PI?
1 BRANCH OF CELERY
1 BRANCH OF PARSLEY
1 CARROT
AVERAGE BEET
2 LEAVES OF SPINACH
TO LIQUEFY And TO TAKE ENAYUMAS

BREAKFAST: JUICE OF:

AVERAGE APPLE
4 SPOONFULS OF OATS
2 SPOONFULS OF MANI
GRAPES YOU HAPPEN
TO LIQUEFY And TO TAKE WITH INTEGRAL BREAD

ALL The DAYS To 10 OF The MA?NA And 4 OF Afternoon:

I NATURAL GLASS OF YOGUR
PERFORATED PEACH TREE
NUT MOSCADA YAYADA
GRAPES YOU HAPPEN

LUNCH
VEGETABLE SOUP
SOUP OF LENTILS
DRY: RICE, SALAD, CHICKEN Or FISH

FOOD
VEGETABLE SOUP
SOUP OF LENTILS

BEFORE LYING DOWN:
A GRANADILLA

coeric · Post by **coeric** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:52 am

to cure such a resilient problem with common household foods? you guys may try it and tell everyone how it works. i am just more certain of his clown status after posting that flush though. thats the stuff people eat everyday. he is making a recipe on whim.

thanatos · Post by **thanatos** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:03 am

I wonder how long it took to devise this specific plan. I mean it must have taken decades to formulate. I imagine thecreator was hung up on one day saying "Just one more piece to this puzzle! It has to be some kind of broth on this day, but I can't get it right! How about a, oh, I don't know, a celery broth with the pope's juice! My golly yes, that's got to do the trick!"

This is just craziness, imo.

elliott · Post by **elliott** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:42 pm

thanatos wrote:I wonder how long it took to devise this specific plan. I mean it must have taken decades to formulate. I imagine thecreator was hung up on one day saying "Just one more piece to this puzzle! It has to be some kind of broth on this day, but I can't get it right! How about a, oh, I don't know, a celery broth with the pope's juice! My golly yes, that's got to do the trick!"

This is just craziness, imo.

That's a good point. Imagine accidentally switching orange for pineapple juice one day. I shudder to think what might happen!
Nah, I think the point is what you are NOT consuming, and what the body doesn't have to process and breakdown. It's a juice diet. Looks healthy, but I admit I am skeptical whether this is the cure to halitosis.

Most of the ingredients aren't hard to find, but trying to do this during the course of the day, at work maybe difficult. Looks like a good plan for a week off, though. Maybe when spring starts this will make for a refreshing spring cleaning! Now someone please help with things like...

BEFORE LYING DOWN:
A GRANADILLA

maclean · Post by **maclean** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:54 pm

right im lost.so what is the olive oil about?