Stars with Bad Breath! (BB = the way to get famous)

[willsmith]

Peer reports suggest the following stars are all known for having noticable bad breath:

Ben Affleck, Hugh Grant, Jack Nicholson, Phillip Seymour-Hoffman, Bruce Willis, Harvey Keitel, Meryl Streep, Oprah Winfrey, Ben Stiller, Nicholas Cage, Sylvestor Stallone, Brittney Spears, Jake Gylenhaal, Helen Hunt, Nicole Ritchie, Keifer Sutherland, Kirsten Dunst, Sean Connery, Tara Reid, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Davie Bowie, Christina Aguilera, Moby and Penelope Cruz.

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PS: This post about stars can be made sticky, as I think I would help sufferers to stop feeling so depressed. Its a common "illness". Embarrassing yes, but one just have to tough up and learn how to deal with it with a head up.
If some retard stupid enough not to realize that it may hurt your feelings would point out your BB just say "my oral hygiene is excellent. the breath is a medical condition above my control".
Keep your pride. Don't lay down and die like a coward. They're not better then you!
This BB thing is affecting your feelings, you can fix it from there, get control over your emotions and decide to stop feeling bad about it regardless what people think of you. Stop giving a fuk about what people think of you and do not look for their sympathy and understanding. Chase any sign of weakness right now and you will fell better, reload and you will feel awesome!

Here are your real options:
1. You can cry every day about it, and feel bad about it, for the rest of your life. Making your life a misery.
or
2. You can accept yourself exactly as you are and enjoy your life anyway.

You can get control and decide how you feel. It takes training and needs practice but you can do it, you can become immune and totally careless about anything related to BB.

You are a stinker. You will feel bad unless you accept yourself as a stinker.
Once you accept yourself as a stinker, the bad feeling will dissolve and disappear.
I'm also a stinker. So what? Sue me!

Let's stink them all because they so fuking deserve it!

Why would you care so much about what they think? Are you getting paid to do so? If not then just drop it. Stop giving a dead rat's ass about what they think. Who cares what they think in their fuckedup twisted head? Only a BB sufferer can understand you, so consider them outsiders and stop being concerned about them. They cant really understand you because they dont know how it feels, and then they dont really care too much to understand in the first place as they have their own shit to care about. But why do you need their understanding and sympathy when you can grow strong by yourself on the inside.

Learn to joke about this issue. It helps. You can tell a gross joke about how you ate a putrefied dog you found on the side of the road. Then add something like "im just kidding. its a medical condition which is above my control".
Or you can find another way of using humor and make you feel better in certain social situations, whatever works for you, whatever puts you at ease. Stop taking it so seriously, its a must.

A depressed stinker is 10 times worst then a happy one
Be happy, confident and life-enjoying and you can attract friends regardless your bb condition. And dont act needy, who will like you will like you anyway. Pay no mind. Only one who can stand your breath is qualified as a potential friend

If you can't fix it, then just fuking laugh at it! You'll feel good!

You may think bb is the worst thing for mankind but that is false which makes you subjective.
There are so many people without hearing, without sight, without legs, etc.... Would you trade your stinkness with any of them???

[bbsux]

they might have bb but i am sure its not nearly as bad as ours and as consistent as ours. Maybe they have bb after they eat certain foods or at different times but i am 100% sure that they dont have bb 24/7 like most of the people that suffer from true bb.

Its true that everyone has had bb at some point or another but its not common for it to be always present. Think about it , they do many close interviews, many meetings, many intimate moments on tv where we would definitely notice by the reaction of the interviewer or the public. Furthermore most of the people you listed have acted in movies where they pretended to be intimate and even made out. If they trully had bb always and as bad as us , it would be very difficult to do that.

[findacure]

That Dr Katz is probably lying to boost his career. I really cant stand the man.

[thanatos]

There's no evidence that any of those actors have halitosis. I bet all of them have had a case of bad breath, but most people do.

Saying we should be happy like them because there are "reports" that they stink is doing this community a disservice.