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Doggy style power
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:13 pm
by ihatethebus
have u noticed that if you get/got an abrasion / sore after fallin ..lets say on yo knee and your dog licks the spot it scabs over and heals veeeryyy faster than usual.
dog saliva has some weired healing properties. if your dog drools try to trap some and gargle..eeew i know. you can french the poor ol mutt if itll make u feel bettert. may restore yo oral flora n all. dont know about your dogs that you feed pet food and all that junk. livin in aus and eng was the first time i eva saw dogs with bad breath. doesnt f.in hapn in afriq, dog mouths are never brushed and i would have given my breath for theirs a few weeks ago.
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:58 am
by Killjoy87
How about you try this out and get back to us

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:33 pm
by ihatethebus
yo killjoy, my bad. im a deuche...4give me for killin yo joy...sorry everybody...
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:01 pm
by brightonguy
@bus.... dude you practically just admited to intimate relations with a dog..... LOL, that's awesome, Just don't hide behind the BB thing, admit your feelings man (to yourself, not in the public domain).
bb
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:23 am
by exume
i have bb but ill never be desperate to use dog spit
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:47 am
by KeepTrying09
LOL, this post is awesome. Making out with dogs to cure bad breath. Who would have figured......

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:18 pm
by Phantasist
I would not recommend using dog saliva to cure anyone's bad breath. In the first place the chances of dog saliva curing the underlying cause of BB, whatever that may be, is zero. Secondly, there may be some germs in dog saliva that the human immune system is not equipped to handle, and you could be doing some real damage.
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:10 pm
by ihatethebus
@ brightonguy. i apologized for my bullshit post. was jus yankin on the chains of everyone who comes with an awkward cure...pranyama, prayer...e.t.c.
if i receive another post, just 1 more and i mean 1 more of that nature. I will Find you. Im kiddin right???. you dont know me. i can come make you bb free (literrally breath free) . A hitman and IP adress tracker will cost what.. 15000 . toilet paper
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:00 pm
by brightonguy
ihatethebus wrote:if i receive another post, just 1 more and i mean 1 more of that nature. I will Find you. Im kiddin right???. you dont know me. i can come make you bb free (literrally breath free) . A hitman and IP adress tracker will cost what.. 15000 . toilet paper
To say that this is completely insane is an understatement. Can I suggest that you counter your public death threat with a public apology? Jeze bus, what were you thinking??
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:15 pm
by Haligone
@ bus - you're f. kidding right?!!!! what a f. joke!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:24 pm
by Haligone
Bus, find out if you can delete this topic and delete it.
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:45 am
by stressedout
if i receive another post, just 1 more and i mean 1 more of that nature. I will Find you. Im kiddin right???. you dont know me. i can come make you bb free (literrally breath free) . A hitman and IP adress tracker will cost what.. 15000
whoa! this characterizes louder than anything. i hope it IS a joke!
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:21 pm
by rich1988