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sh*t transplant

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:18 pm
by ihatebacteria123
found this interesting article on sh*t transplant haha.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dy ... -2004Mar24

basically an article about sh*t transplant for people with a lack of good bacteria in their gut. A normal stool from a normal healthy person is transplanted in the person with a lack of good bacteria.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:40 pm
by Jimi Stein
I have read about using the green shit of newborns because they have the most beneficial bacteria in their shit

so if somebod yhas a baby he may collect the baby outputs and .................. :roll:

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:07 pm
by unsungzero7
yah i read about that too, think that could help us at all?

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:45 pm
by waitingforrelief
wow and i thought it was a joke.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:50 pm
by CyberchndriacNot
and i thought eating mastic jellyfish was bad

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:02 pm
by succ
I remember reading about this few years ago. But if you think it's embarrassing and unconfortable to get shit put in your stomach, imagine if nothing would've changed after doing it :D

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:04 pm
by Jimi Stein
wel not eating it :D

it should be inserted into ashole not to eat it down

come on people!! :D

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:56 pm
by noptical
I'm preparing a baby shit enema at the moment, will report back later.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:00 am
by jc
noptical wrote:I'm preparing a baby shit enema at the moment, will report back later.
I hope it works for you :lol: :D

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:08 am
by mike987
hehe but seriously, if this procedure has merit, i'd definitely step up to the plate

:-& though it may be one of the grossest things i've heard
heck, i think i'd give up a limb for permanent fresh breath...

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:14 am
by jc
How do you stop the transplanted stool from coming out? :)

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:23 am
by Jimi Stein
well you can use a cork or just sleep upwards with your head down and your ass up in the air :)

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:25 am
by jc
=D>

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:33 am
by jc
CONVERSATION AFTER THE TRANSPLANT:

patient: doc, what am I suppose to do in the next few weeks?
doc: whatever you do, don`t go to the bathroom.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:29 pm
by noptical
It doesn't have to stay in. The bacteria just cover parts of the colon and start to multiply.