killer mouthwash

[LJ]

(this ought to kill all those bad, odorous bacteria)

The stinky face mouthwash:
start by eating 3 jalapenos (they will kill your sense of taste and smell)
1 jar battery acid (gargle until you feel the flesh coming off)
1Tbs triclosan (good antibacterial to clean up mess from acid
Rinse with one gallon of peppermint oil (it stings a little at this point, but take breaks, it's giving you your favorite smell of peppermint)
2 cups chlorhexidiene (got to make sure it's all dead in there)
1 single drop of plutonium (Hell, this stuff kills everything)
1 bottle of lighter fluid
1 match
Now spray lighter fluid in your mouth; light with match and wait for that pleasant non odorous flavor to return. There is no way our foul bacteria can get by this bacteria killing conconction.
Then finally drink 1 gallon of Aloe Vera (It should take the pain away after the skin grafts)
I personally guarantee another bacteria will never set foot in your mouth again. Let me know how it goes. Laura




(this was meant to be humorous, not serious. so don't really try this,geez)

[austuser]

i tried it before i got to the last sentance. It worked!

Where can I order morphine online?

[dravens]

seriosly It's a shame to announce the secret.. what if the katz spyes are seeing this

[noptical]

Hey thanks I tried this and now I cant talk because all thats left from my tongue is a little piece of meat

[elliott]

this is GREAT news!

Does this work outdoors, and can I use tabasco instead?

Thanks.